Today my benevolent employers gave me a watermelon.
I ate a lot of it, and then use some of it to make what was supposed to be kind of a mojito. Whatever the hell it was, it was nice to kick back with after discovering the many sensations (all bad) associated with pulling rotten zucchini and summer squash plants out of the field.
It could have been a far worse day, though.
Instead of drowning in the pool like some poor insect, I was able to harvest this stuff from our garden today.