So the first manned mission to Mars was about to take off when all of a sudden David Bowie shows up at the launch pad with his camera, saying he wants to come with and document the voyage! And the astronauts are all, David Bowie, we always knew you were a bit of a space cadet, but are you seriously coming just to take pictures? And David Bowie’s all like, Well, I want to know if there’s still life on Mars!
…Do you get it?!?
…I’ll go now. Out back, where I belong.