It looks like a bummer, but I’m stoked it’s not snow.
If I say “stoked” AND “bummer” in the same sentence, have I exposed myself as painfully unhip?
If I had to ask, and furthermore posited “unhip”ness as the crime I may have just committed, haven’t I just answered my question?
If I layer hypothetical question upon hypothetical question, can I eventually reach the MOON?*
(*Yes!!! But only hypothetically. Alternatively, I can use the hypothetical questions to tunnel to China.)